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O for Oh Wow We Should Have Seen That One Coming
Yeah, that’s what we’ll say when Oprah Winfrey takes over the world. No joke. I don’t mean to be a conspiracy theorist and I’m attempting to be as impartial as possible (seeing how I can’t stand her) but I can’t help but notice her growing influence on just about the entire human population. If you don’t know who Oprah is, you sure as hell have heard the name. And if you haven’t heard the name, well you’re most likely deaf; but don’t think that means you get to escape from her famousness. No, you would have read her name. In fact, all this rant is doing is bringing more attention to her which is exactly what she wants so that you know the name of your future ruler. That’s right, don’t be fooled by her seemingly angelic personality and natural exterior. She is Big Brother in disguise and it’s going to suck when you find out the hard way. I on the other hand, will be prepared.
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”
—Sylvia Plath
